Deck Lists

Undoubtedly the best scene in Final Fantasy VII is when Cloud cross dresses. Turns out he likes it, so he’s going to do it a lot more. Cloud’s a drag queen now, and his Clever Concealment is going to keep his eggy ass safe from harm.

This is a hyper focused Tidus, Yuna’s Guardian Limit Breaker deck. We’re using Collective Effort, because unions are good, but also because it lets you put counters on your creatures easily.

Hildibrand Manderville is a goofy character, and deserves a goofy deck. I gave him an army of heroes, soldiers, spirits, treasures, zombies, wizards… if there’s a token it’s probably in this deck.

Ultimately this is a Cid, Timeless Artificer deck, but he doesn’t work as well as a Party Leader, so Tidus, Blitzball Star takes the lead position.

Ignis Scientia is hungry, and he’s a pretty good cook. So he’s going to cook something and eat it. Eating food brings life. Life brings survival. Survival brings winning the game. It’s only appropriate his Limit Break, Gysahl Greens is also food.

Most of the spell slinging decks in this set tend to be very RU focused thanks to Vivi Ornitier, but Kuja, Genome Sorcerer really brings out the black mages, and then the transformed version, Trance Kuja, Fate Defied just brings the pain.

Everyone thinks they can fix the bad boy, but in this deck you absolutely can. Cecil hurts, but only for a short time, and he’ll do a great job making up for his past mistakes.

Frankly, it’s criminal that these wonderful lesbians didn’t have Partner, so in Limit Breaker we allow them to live their lives to the fullest, as Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance. Yes, that’s right, Limit Breaker is woke.

If anyone in the Final Fantasy universe is a Stormsbourne’s blorbo, it’s Squall. So much so that when she got into Magic the Gathering, she asked me to print a gunblade deckbox for her.

Emet-Selch, Unsundered may be a villain, but how bad can a villain be who constantly wants to make the use out of your garbage? He takes out the trash, but at least he’s going to make sure it goes to good use again.