Cloud’s a Good Egg

Constructed By: Mattie Schraeder

Undoubtedly the best scene in Final Fantasy VII is when Cloud cross dresses. Turns out he likes it, so he’s going to do it a lot more. Cloud’s a drag queen now, and his Clever Concealment is going to keep his eggy ass safe from harm.

Once again this is basically a Terra’s Revival Trance But Smaller attempt at the Final Fantasy VII deck, with a couple modifications. I just had to pick my favorite card from the deck for his Limit Break, and try to focus the deck on maximizing Cloud’s abilities with equipment and creating treasures.

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Deck List

Command Zone (2)
Cloud, Ex-SOLDIER
Clever Concealment

Creatures (13)
Armory Automaton
Barret, Avalanche Leader
Barret Wallace
Bronze Guardian
Bugenhagen, Wise Elder
Hellkite Tyrant
Professional Face-Breaker
Professor Hojo
Puresteel Paladin
Red XIII, Proud Warrior
Tataru Taru
Yuffie, Materia Hunter
Zack Fair

Instants (2)
Cloud’s Limit Break
Dispatch (FIC)

Sorcery (5)
Cultivate (FIC)
Rampant Growth (FIC)
Unfinished Business
Vandalblast (FIC)
Vanquish the Horde (FIC)

Artifacts (16)
Arcane Signet (FIC) 333
Champion’s Helm
Conformer Shuriken
Conqueror’s Flail
Behemoth Sledge (FIC)
Darksteel Plate
Everflowing Chalice (FIC)
Explorer’s Scope (FIC)
Hero’s Blade (FIC)
Hero’s Heirloom (FIC)
Inspiring Statuary (FIC)
Lightning Greaves (FIC)
Mask of Memory (FIC)
Sol Ring (FIC) 357
Trailblazer’s Boots (FIC)
Wrecking Ball Arm
Lands (22)
Canopy Vista (FIC)
Cinder Glade (FIC)
Clifftop Retreat (FIC)
Command Tower (FIC) 485
Evolving Wilds (FIC)
Forest (FIN)
Fortified Village (FIC)
Furycalm Snarl (FIC)
Game Trail (FIC)
Jungle Shrine (FIC)
Mountain (FIN)
Path of Ancestry (FIC)
Plains (FIN)
Radiant Grove (FIC)
Rootbound Crag (FIC)
Sacred Peaks (FIC)
Slayers’ Stronghold (FIC)
Spire of Industry (FIC)
Sunpetal Grove (FIC)
Wooded Ridgeline (FIC)